As noted earlier here on the website, Sean Waltman suffered a “torn anus” during the Jerry Lynn Retirement show on Saturday that could have been life-threatening; Waltman tweeted the following updates on Wednesday night:
Sorry its taken so long to thank everyone. I’ll be getting out of hospital today.Thank U Jerry Lynn. If it wasnt for U there would be no me
Thank u everyone for the kind wishes & some funny 1 liners Im sure were hard to pass up. If u cant laugh at yourself, who canu laugh at?
The video doesnt do justice to the severity of the situation. the turnbuckle wasnt covered & my landing should have been 45 degrees.
I ended up landing hard & horizontal. The turnbuckle ripped me another new a hole. I kew it right away, U can see me tell ref “tore my ass!”
Sorry for typo. I ewent to after party brieflly, but had to leave as blood starting gushing. Hotel looked like a murder scene. So much blood
Im typing in the dark. sorry for typos. Hotel security called ambulance & Dr Morken @ HCMC performed sphincterplasty to save me from having
to have a colostomy bag. It hard not to laugh. So feel free to find it humorous. I did almost bleed out, before ambulance got there.
I did the x factor from the top rope & 1 through a table after it happened. My concern was Jery getting the proper send off, Not my butthole
@MJCANDANCE It happened once befoer a few yrs back w Jay Bradley. Thats why I knew what happened this time.
@MJCANDANCE If i woud have lost anymore blood, I would have bleed completely out & needed a blood transfusion. Or died. Barely made it
@MJCANDANCE Colostomy is in the dictionary, but its when a person needs a bag put in there ide or stomach to go poop into.
@shaungt Why not. Its not my 1st near death experience anyway. Plus, how can you not chuckle about a story lke this?
Brighter side of things. will start taking applications for my school. Beginners need to be in shape.
@steveporterjr I’ll still be at my appearance for FUW in Tampa on Saturday. Im advertised, so not missing it. Cant wrestle however.