AEW Rampage Results – Mar. 31, 2023 – Robinson vs. Andretti

Mar 31, 2023

March 31, 2023
St. Louis, Missouri – Chaifetz Arena
Commentary: Jim Ross, Excalibur, Tony Schiavone & Chris Jericho

Quick Match Results

Sammy Guevara defeated Konosuke Takeshita via GTH after interference by Tay Melo
House of Black (Malakai Black & Brody King) vs. Best Friends was a double disqualification
Taya Valkyrie defeated Marina Shafir via Road to Valhalla
Juice Robinson defeated Action Andretti via the Juice is Loose (spike DDT)

Konosuke Takeshita vs. Sammy Guevara

Spanish God @sammyguevara with an impressive victory here to kick off a stacked hour of #AEWRampage on TNT! Tune in! pic.twitter.com/0DKdBiD7VB

— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) April 1, 2023

Good match. In the end, Tay Melo grabbed Takeshita’s leg, which distracted him and allowed Sammy to hit the GTH for the win.

Winner: Sammy Guevara

Darby Allin and Jungle Boy were watching separately on screens backstage.

Segment: QTV

Who will the next challenger be for @TrueWillieHobbs?
Watch #AEWRampage on TNT! pic.twitter.com/8ewxikmceO

— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) April 1, 2023

Backstage: Ethan Page, Matt Hardy

Has @MATTHARDYBRAND really secured a deal for @OfficialEGO to take on @730hook next week? Tune in to #AEWRampage on TNT! pic.twitter.com/pTcD0n3WRM

— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) April 1, 2023

Page is facing Hook on Dynamite. Matt Hardy said that he handled every single word of the paperwork in the contract for the match. He said he has Page’s back and Page signed the contract. Matt Hardy winked at the camera.

House of Black (Malakai Black & Brody King) vs. Best Friends

The #KingsOfTheBlackThrone @malakaiblxck & @brodyxking absolutely destroy #BestFriends here tonight! Watch #AEWRampage on TNT! pic.twitter.com/mhOqG4O6De

— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) April 1, 2023

HOB were accompanied by Julia Hart. Towards the end of the match, Brody King grabbed a chair and tried to hit Trent, but Chuck Taylor grabbed it away. King then powerbombed Chuck through the time keeper’s table. Trent nailed Brody in the back with a chair, and Malakai hit a roundhouse kick onto Taylor while he was holding the chair. The referee called for the bell, for a disqualification. I guess a double DQ / no contest?

No contest / double disqualification

HOB brought Chuck into the ring to attack him some more, but Orange Cassidy’s music hit… but he was attacked by Buddy Matthews on the ramp. In the ring, Dante’s Inferno on Chuck. HOB talked trash to Orange Cassidy, who was laid out on the ramp as they walked back down.

Video Promos: Swerve Strickland, Keith Lee

The bad blood between @swerveconfident and @RealKeithLee is far from over.

It’s #AEWRampage on TNT! pic.twitter.com/QLeCm7d02l

— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) April 1, 2023

Swerve cut a promo on Keith Lee. A white bearded Keith Lee responded with words of his own.

Taya Valkyrie vs. Marina Shafir

.@thetayavalkyrie picks up the victory, but @MarkSterlingEsq & TBS Champ @Jade_Cargill are standing by looking to rain on her parade with some legal papers! Watch #AEWRampage on TNT! pic.twitter.com/f5KiBjuE3X

— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) April 1, 2023

Jade Cargill, Leila Grey, Mark Sterling and Sterling’s “legal processor” came out onto the ramp a few seconds in. This was basically a squash match, with Valkyrie winning with Road to Valhalla.

Winner: Taya Valkyrie

Sterling ordered his “court processor” to walk down to the ring and serve Taya with a lawsuit for using Road to Valhalla, which is the same as Jade’s Jaded, as Mark threatened on Dynamite. Taya hit the processor with Road to Vallhalla. Jade tried to run down, but Leila and Sterling stopped her.

Backstage: Anna Jay

.@annajay___ is ready to take out #HouseOfBlack‘s @TheJuliaHart! #AEWRampage is on TNT! pic.twitter.com/dUQVwTqyvR

— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) April 1, 2023

Anna Jay said that Julia Hart pissed her off. She said she was watching her when JAS was facing House of Black, and Anna’s going to choke her out.

Dynamite Card

“Tony Khan has a very important announcement”
AEW Women’s World Championship: Jamie Hayter (c) vs. Riho
MJF Day
Juice Robinson vs. Ricky Starks
The Acclaimed gives their answer to the Jericho Appreciation Society
FTW Championship: Hook (c) vs. Ethan Page
We’ll hear from the Blackpool Combat Club
AEW World Trios Championship: House of Black (c) vs. Orange Cassidy & Best Friends
AEW World Tag Team Championship vs. Careers: The Gunns (c) vs. FTR

Next Friday: Live Rampage and Battle of the Belts VI back to back. Stars at 10 PM ET, live.

Juice Robinson vs. Action Andretti

Rock Hard #JuiceRobinson with a statement victory against @ActionAndretti here tonight to close off an action-packed hour on #AEWRampage! pic.twitter.com/W1CBIhPcd9

— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) April 1, 2023

Juice Robinson cut a video promo on Ricky Starks before the match.

Juice kept calling Andretti “Ricky” during the match. Even match, but in the end, Juice hit Robinson with a kick and the “Juice is Loose” DDT for the win.

Winner: Juice Robinson

Juice grabbed Andretti and was going to attack him some more, then posed like Ricky Starks, but Starks ran down. Juice ran out of the ring and Ricky chased him to the back as the show went off the air.