GCW Joey Janela’s Lost in New York Results – Aug. 17, 2018 – Riddle v. PCO

Aug 17, 2018

August 17, 2018
Queens, New York – Melrose Ballroom

Results via Ross Berman of WrestleZone

Quick Match Results:

1) MJF defeated Nate Webb via pinfall.
2) KTB Open Challenge – KTB defeated Marco via pinfall.
3) Teddy Hart defeated Chris Dickinson via pinfall.
4) GCW Heavyweight Championship – Nick Gage (c) defeated Sabu via pinfall.
5) Grab The Brass Ring Ladder Match – Jimmy Lloyd defeated Tony Deppen, Gringo Loco, Eli Everfly, G-Raver, & Orange Cassidy.
6) Ethan Page defeated Penelope Ford via submission.
7) Jinsei Shinzaki (Hakushi in WWE) defeated Joey Janela via pinfall.
8) PCO defeated Matt Riddle via pinfall.

Nate Webb vs. MJF

The show opened with Wheatus playing “Teenage Dirtbag.”

MJF cut a promo on Wheatus & Nate Webb, calling them untalented and beloved. Webb attacks MJF mid promo to begin the match. The lead singer of Wheatus tried to defend Webb’s honor and got dropped by MJF.

MJF dominates the early part of this brawl. Webb fights back and gets an arachnid kick. Both men are down. Ref begins a count.

Webb mounts a comeback with a series of lariats. Webb hits a TKO. Webb hits a Satellite Headscissors for two.

MJF fights back. MJF hits a double stomp to Webb’s arm. MJF locks in The Crowbar. Webb fights out. The referee gets taken out. MJF grabs a chair. MJF does the Eddie Gurrerro spot but the referee doesn’t wake up. Dueling chair shots and both men are down. MJF attacks the ref again. MJF kicks Webb in the dick.

Wheatus comes down to the ring. The lead singer of Wheatus hits MJF with a DDT on the chair. Webb covers for two. After more brawling MJF gets the pinfall.

Winner: MJF via Pinfall.

Post-match, Webb gets a Wheatus chant going. Webb and Wheatus take a bow as Teenage Dirtbag plays.

KTB Open Challenge
KTB vs. Marco

A short fan in the front row named “Marco” accepts the challenge. KTB asks how old Marco is. Marco says “I’m old enough to f*** your mom!”

The bell rings and Marco destroys KTB with a tilt-a-whirl codebreaker, among other crazy high flying moves. Marco hits a somersault senton to the floor. KTB hits a Death Valley Driver to the floor.

They get back in the ring. KTP pummels Marco in the corner. KTB hurls Marco across the ring. Marco hits a Sunset Flip, kips up, and hits a running knee. KTB continues to throw Marco around the ring more. KTB hits the biggest backdrop I’ve ever seen. Marco counters a superplex with a springboard hurricanrana. Marco hits a standing splash but KTB catches him. Marco counters with a Codebreaker for two.

KTB slides to the floor. Marco hits a somersault senton to the floor. Back in the ring, KTB hits a double powerbomb for two.

Marco hits a superkick to the back of the head. Marco hits a 450 Splash for two. KTB hits a Moonsault Press Slam for the pinfall.

Winner: KTB via Pinfall.

In-Ring Segment: Stokely Hathaway, Wheeler Yuta, The Sandman

Stokely Hathaway arrives with Wheeler Yuta as his security. Stokely tells the ring announcer that he’s fired. “ENTER SANDMAN” PLAYS AND THE SANDMAN ARRIVES. The crowd sings the entirety of Enter Sandman. Sandman beats Stokely with a kendo stick. Yuta flees. Sandman bows.

Chris Dickinson vs. Teddy Hart

Hart dedicates the match to Jim Neidhart. Dickinson talks Hart into doing a triple moonsault. Dickinson kicks Teddy Hart in the back of the head. They brawl on the outside. Hart suplexes Dickinson onto the floor. Dickinson hits a superkick. Dickinson rolls Hart in the ring and gets a nearfall.

They brawl at ringside more. They get back in the ring. Dickinson knocks Hart back to the floor.

Dickinson hits a Gourdbuster on the apron. Dickinson gloats. Dickinson rolls Hart back in the ring.

Dickinson pulls back the floor mats. Teddy Hart blocks a suplex to the floor. Hart brings Dickinson back in with a piledriver. Hart hits a diving DDT. Hart hits a moonsault for two.

Dickinson fights back and hits an armtrap DDT for two. Dickinson hits a superkick for two. Dickinson hits a gutbuster to the top rope. Dickinson chokes Hart. Dickinson locks in a Sharpshooter. Teddy fights to the ropes.

Teddy Hart hits a Powerbomb Lungblower for two. Teddy Hart climbs to the top rope but Dickinson fights back with a top rope German Suplex. Teddy Hart hits a Code Red for two. Hart hits a Canadian Destroyer for the pinfall.

Winner: Teddy Hart via Pinfall.

GCW Heavyweight Championship
Sabu vs. Nick Gage (c)

Before the next match, Nick Gage calls CZW “dead,” and gets a lewd chant started at DJ Hyde. The lights go out. SABU IS IN THE RING!!!

Brawl to start. Sabu hits a lariat. Sabu peppers Gage with punches. Gage drops Sabu on his face. Gage corners Sabu and pummels him. They fight to the outside.

Sabu throws Gage into the barricade. Sabu smashes Gage with a chair. Gage fights back and throws Sabu into the barricade. Sabu fights back and throws Gage into the barricade. Sabu throws a chair at Gage. Sabu gets back in the ring. Gage gets back in the ring. Sabu hits a chair-assisted elbow. Gage ducks Air Sabu and hits a running back elbow. Gage hits a bootscrape for two.

Sabu throws a chair at Gage. Sabu gets a nearfall. Sabu puts Gage through a door with an Arabian Press for two.

Sabu grabs a heavier door. Gage fights back and hits a top rope Piledriver through the door for the pinfall.

Winner: Nick Gage via Pinfall to retain GCW Heavyweight Championship.

Grab The Brass Ring Ladder Match
Tony Deppen vs. Gringo Loco vs. Eli Everfly vs. Jimmy Lloyd vs. G-Raver vs. Orange Cassidy

Brawl to start. Cassidy stands on a flat ladder. Cassidy puts the ladder on his side. Gringo and Everfly beat him up. Everyfly and Gringo fight. Deppen and Raver fight.

The ladder gets set up. Everyone scrambles up the ladder. Cassidy climbs the ladder and touches the ring. He doesn’t remove it. Cassidy celebrates like he won.

Jimmy Loyd sets up more ladders. Gringo hits a Sky High. Raver hits a Diving Meteora. Raver gets dropped on the back of his head. Everyfly climbs the ladder but is stopped. Raver climbs the ladder. Everfly throws the ladder at Raver. Raver hits a Full Nelson Facebuster off the ladder. Raver climbs the ladder. Lloyd climbs the ladder. They battle. Raver headbutts Lloyd off the ladder. Raver falls off the ladder. Loco climbs the ladder. Deppen climbs the ladder. They fight. They descend the ladder. Loco hits Lloyd with an FU Cutter. Raver hits a springboard Cutter on Deppen.

Loco and Everyfly battle atop separate ladders. Everfly hits a Hurricanrana on Loco. Loco slides outside. Everfly hits a Moonsault to the floor. Deppen hits a suicide dive on both. Deppen piledrives Everfly and throws him at everyone at ringside. Deppen hits a spinning knee strike on G Raver. G Raver hits a twisting neckbreaker. Orange Cassidy hits a Phoenix Splash to the outside. Loco hits a Swanton Bomb to the outside. Jimmy Lloyd piledrives G Raver on the apron. Lloyd lawndarts Everfly into a door that doesn’t break.

Everyone gets a move in in a chaotic, sloppy segment. Orange Cassidy hits a Canadian Destroyer on the ladder. Deppen gets Superplexed onto a door. Jimmy Lloyd hits Eli Everfly with a One Winged Angel off the ladder, through a door. Lloyd sends Raver, headfirst off the ladder. Lloyd grabs the brass ring.

Winner: Jimmy Lloyd.

Ethan Page vs. Penelope Ford

Page does a series of strength spots and throws Penelope around the ring. Penelope slaps Ego. Penelope sends Page into the corner. Penelope hits a top rope hurricanrana. Penelope hits a tope DDT.

Back in the ring, Page continues to throw around Penelope. Ford fights back. Ford hits a stunner for two.

Page throws Ford off the top rope. Page hits a Swanton for two. Penelope gets a nearfall. Page hits a powerbomb for two.

Page locks in a cloverleaf. Page transitions into an STF for the submission.

Winner: Ethan Page via Submission.

Joey Janela (w/ Penelope Ford) vs. Jinsei Shinzaki

The match starts back and forth. Janela holds his own in some chain wrestling. Janela blocked a Vader Bomb. Janela sent Shinzaki to the outside. Janela hits a dive to the outside.

Back in the ring, Janela maintains dominance. Janela hits a superkick. Shinzaki locks in a crossface. Janela gets to the ropes. Janela hits a Death Valley Bomb for two. Janela drops Shinzaki for another nearfall.

Shinzaki blocks a superplex. Shinzaki hits a top rope chokeslam for the pinfall.

Winner: Jinsei Shinzaki via Pinfall.

PCO vs. Matt Riddle

Chop battle to start. They chop each other for m i n u t e s. Riddle finally hits a knee strike. Riddle corners PCO. Riddle hits a series of running strikes. Riddle hits an Exploder Suplex into the corner. Riddle hits a Broton for two.

Riddle hits a series of mid kicks. PCO chokes Riddle. Riddle counters with a standing Traingle Choke. Riddle elbows PCO. PCO slams Riddle. PCO hits a somersault senton for two.

PCO climbs the top rope. Riddle grabs PCO and slams him onto the apron. Riddle hits mid kicks on PCO.

Back in the ring. PCO hits a Michinoku Driver for two. PCO hits a Rolling Elbow for two.

Riddle chops away on PCO’s chest. PCO hits a Dragon Screw. PCO climbs the top rope. Riddle recovers. Riddle hits Bro To Sleep and a German Suplex for two.

PCO hits a series of uppercuts. Riddle rolls through a backslide. Riddle hits a powerbomb and running knee strike. Riddle covers but PCO grabs the rope. Riddle hits a Brostone for two.

Riddle hits a Broton. Riddle climbs to the top rope. Riddle goes for a top rope senton but PCO gets the knees up. Riddle locks in a Rear Naked Choke. PCO climbs to the top rope. Riddle hits a top rope German Suplex.

PHANTOM OF THE OPERA PLAYS! DESTRO ARRIVES WITH JUMPER CABLES AND A CAR BATTERY! DESTRO REVIVES PCO WITH THE CAR BATTERY!

PCO hits a Chokeslam. PCO hits a Moonsault Headbutt for the pinfall.

Winner: PCO via Pinfall.