Spoilers: Impact Wrestling Taping Results – Mar. 4, 2017 (Airing Mar. 23/30)

Impact Wrestling
To air March 23 + 30, 2017
Orlando, FL – Universal Studios

Results via @JRImpactAsylum on Twitter.


Xplosion: Reno Scum defeated DCC (Bram/Kingston)


In-Ring Segment: Karen Jarrett

Karen out, says Maria had a nervous breakdown. Open spot has caused unprofessional behavior. One KO is being a bully, Sienna. Karen says everyone says Sienna is a problem. Karen says she owes Sienna no explanation. Sienna blames Allie for telling Karen. Sienna got to Impact on her merit, not because of who she married. Karen says Sienna has no idea what Karen did to get to Impact. Karen demands apology. Music hits and a guy joins Sienna in the ring. Guy says he’s KM and he’s Sienna’s cousin. Sutter and Allie make the save after KM threatens Karen. She books Braxton vs KM for tonight.


Xplosion: Laurel Van Ness defeated MJ Jenkins

Laurel over MJ after spitting champagne in her eyes. FYI, drunk Laurel is hilarious.


Andrew Everett defeated DJZ

Everett pins DJZ. Helms and Lee come out. Next week Everett will have an opportunity. Not sure if that is a title shot or hurdle.


In-Ring Segment: Knockouts

JB interviews Rosemary. Asks who is left for her to beat? Says she retired Gail, blacked Jade’s soul, etc. ODB comes to ring. ODB says she will become five-time “Knocked Up champ.” A host of KO’s come to the ring, they all want a shot. Erupts in brawl. KO Gauntlet next week to crown new number one contender.


In-Ring Segment: EC3 and James Storm

EC3 says he must evolve and become EC3time Heavyweight Champ. Storm says he built this place. Recalls historic moments in the company, asks EC3 where he was. Storm says he wants to be World champ once again. Next challenger should be decided by the people. They play to the fans.


KM defeated Braxton Sutter

KM over Sutter with a power bomb into a backstabber. Sutter/Allie get upper hand in post-match skirmish.

Drunk Laurel comes out on the ramp and screams I hate you at Allie/Sutter.


Tag Titles – LAX defeated Decay and Reno Scum and Garza Jr/Laredo Kid

Will air March 30.


Eli Drake defeated Caleb Konley


In-Ring Segment: Bruce Prichard, Jeremy Borash, Josh Matthews

Prichard is sick of JB/Josh bickering. Going to have JB/Josh pick teams (4 guys). Next week they fight. Josh Matthews has so much heat in the Impact Zone.


Knockouts Contendership Gauntlet

Final 4 are MJ, Brandi Rhodes, ODB, and Madison Rayne. ODB wins by last eliminating Madison Rayne.


In-Ring Segment: James Storm, Kingston, Bram

James Storm out to Longnecks and Rednecks. The Cowboy is back! Storm says he’s the cowboy and he’s proud of it. Most viewed Impact ever was when he won title. Going to win it again. Kingston/Bram interrupt Storm. Kingston calls Storm a carny liar. Storm says they had agreement but it went off course. Kingston says all about Storm. Kingston spits in Storm’s face. Storm superkicks Kingston and Bram!


Everett defeated Rockett and Suicide – Triple Threat Match

Everett pins Rockett.


Davey Richards defeated Eddie Edwards – Last Man Standing Match

Eddie’s wife is in the front row interacting with Davey and Angelina. Brutal match so far. Davey defeats Eddie. Fantastic brawl!


Dark Segment: Pope and Josh Matthews

In a dark segment, Pope beat up Josh Matthews.