Spoilers: Impact Wrestling Taping Results – Mar. 3, 2017 (Airing Mar. 16)

Impact Wrestling
To air March 16, 2017
Orlando, FL – Universal Studios

Results via Andrew Twiss/PWinsider.com and @JRImpactAsylum on Twitter.


Before the show, it was announced that Alberto El Patron didn’t want to win the title the way he did and that the title was officially vacated.


ODB defeated Rebel

During the match, Earl Hebner stole Rebel’s hat and kissed her. He then took a swig of ODB’S flask and fell down as counted the pin. ODB kissed him after the match.


Jeremy Borash tells us that the vacated title has been returned to Lashley.



In-Ring Segment: Alberto El Patron and EC3

Alberto El Patron comes out says he beat the man who couldn’t be beaten. He says this is his house and he’s not champion because of politics. He says he’s a fighter and wants Lashley. EC3 comes out and says Alberto needs to earn his shot. EC3 challenges Alberto, winner faces Lashley. Alberto turns him down. EC3 says he has no balls. Alberto calls him a bitch. They brawl until Alberto agrees to fight.


4 Way X Division Match
Suicide vs. Andrew Everett vs. Braxton Sutter vs. Trevor Lee

Lee pins Sutter after Laurel causes a distraction.

Sienna says she hopes Allie/Sutter have fun while it lasts. First time they sleep together will be a hospital. Sienna leaves.


In-Ring Segment: Bruce Prichard / Tag Title Situation

Bruce Prichard comes out and says titles are won and lost in the ring, not in outer space. No one knows who the tag champs are. In two weeks the top teams will compete for the titles (note March 30 episode by my math). Decay comes out and says they saved the titles from space and time and want what they deserve. Reno Scum come out and say they deserve the belts for beating DCC. Laredo Kid and Garza come out to stake their claim. They all brawl, but Decay clears them out. LAX appear, with two members coming from the front and three in the back. They lay out Decay. LAX is comprised of Konnan, Homicide, Angel Rose (a Florida indy talent), Angel Ortiz and Mike Draztic.


Davey Richard defeated Suicide

Davey Richards pins Suicide. Pretty solid match. Suicide looked better in this one.


Mahabali Shera, Humberto Garza Jr. and Laredo Kid defeated Idris Abraham, Fallah Baha and Mario Bokara

Shera pins Bokara to get the W.


Reno Scum defeated Decay

Scum over Decay after Rosemary accidentally spits mist in Steve’s face.


LAX defeated DCC (Storm/Bram)

Storm eats the pin. DCC argue after match. Pushing between Kingston/Storm. Storm leaves after berating Bram.


Xplosion: Angelina Love defeated MJ Jenkins

Love pins MJ. This is for Xplosion.


Bobby Lashley defeated Jake Holmes

Lashley dominates and gets the win.


In-Ring Segment: Karen Jarrett, EC3, Josh Mathews

Karen Jarrett is back. Karen talks about the energy backstage, praises fans… EC3 interrupts. Tells Karen he is the top man reporting for duty, will make Impact great. Not doing for the Jarrett last name, doing it for his. Josh is in the ring now. Says the evil queen has returned (Karen). Josh says he thought Prichard was dead. Dutch is 267 years old. Tells the fans who can’t afford NXT to shut up. Josh has beef with Karen. Says soon the Jarretts will be gone forever. Karen slaps Josh, Jeremy Borash flips him the bird. EC3 stays in the ring with Josh.


One Night Only: Laurel Van Ness defeated Rachael Ellering

Laurel says her opponent slipped and fell in the Knockouts locker room, thus, she doesn’t have a match. She wants Earl to declare her the winner. Earl Hebner starts counting, but Rachael Ellering comes out at 9 with her shoulder taped up. Laurel pins Ellering after a curb stomp.


Rosemary defeated Santana Garrett


Alberto El Patron defeated EC3

Alberto El Patron makes EC3 tap to the armbar. Post match: Alberto shakes hands with EC3 and thanks the fans.