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WWE Smackdown:
* Batista comes out and says that while Vickie Guerrero tried to make things right last week, she isn’t the General Manager, so his match with Rey Mysterio won’t happen. He calls out Teddy Long for an explanation but instead out comes Rey Mysterio, who says he is ready to go and they can have the match if Batista wants it, so the match is on for tonight.
* Dolph Ziggler defeated Kane by countout.
* They announce that later tonight, CM Punk will save a member of the WWE Universe.
* In a backstage segment, Michelle McCool, Layla El and Beth Phoenix all make fun of “Piggy James.” Layla and Michelle apologize to Beth for last week. Phoenix tells Layla they have a match tonight and she better get serious.
* Backstage, Chris Jericho asks the Hart Dynasty if they are ready to make an impact. They tell him they’ve been ready and what happened to Bret Hart on Raw was an embarrassment.
* Chris Jericho & The Hart Dynasty defeated Cryme Time & R-Truth.
* CM Punk and Luke Gallows come out and “save” a member of the WWE Universe. He picks someone out from the crowd (I believe Manbeast from OVW) and asked him if he is ready to be safe. The fan say he thinks so and Punk asked him if he’s ready to stop or not. The fan says he is ready to stop. Punk said OK, then said there’s one more thing he needs to do to become part of the straightedge lifestyle, cut his hair. The fan refuses at first but finally agrees. Gallows takes out an electric razor and shaves the fan’s head bald.
* Luke Gallows defeated Matt Hardy.
* Backstage, Teddy Long and Maria are discussing her being part of the upcoming Celebrity Apprentice cast. Vickie Guerrero arrives and says she would have been part of the cast as well, but she’s been too busy. She shows Maria the new WWE action figure roles and asks her to do a sales pitch for them. The Great Khali and Runjin Singh arrive and Khali says that Guerrero’s figure reminds him of a cow.
* Beth Phoenix defeated Layla El. Michelle McCool attacked Beth after the match but Mickie James made the save, then kicked Phoenix as well.
* WWE Intercontinental champion Drew McIntyre was being interviewed backstage when John Morrison showed up and told McIntyre he has to cheat to beat him. They ended up in a brawl, which security broke up
* Rey Mysterio vs. Batista went to a no contest when the lights went out and when they returned, both men were unconscious.
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