In no particular order.
#1 – Xero – Magic Trick
Triple H: Wanna see a magic trick? I’m going to make this sledgehammer…
Triple H: Disappear! *Drop* BAHDAAAAAH!
Orton: You just dropped it, you didn’t make it “disappear”…
Triple H: Oh, did I say “disappear”? I meant…
Triple H: REAPPEAR!
DiBiase: Woah!
Orton: How’d you do that!?
#2 – parkmania – Team Underbite
Team Underbite waits for a tag.
#3 – Exyle – Wonderful Evening
Kozlov: THANK YOU FOR WONDERFUL EVENING! YOU CALL ME!
#4 – Little Naith – Legs
Noble: Uh…guys. This isn’t me doing this with my legs right now.
#5 – Vastardikai – Pat Patterson’s Door
Just another day outside of Pat Patterson’s door.
#6 – thehazeeffect – Foot In Ass
JBL screamed in pain, as HBK tried to pull his foot out of his ass.
#7 – Vastardikai – Left TNA
Christian: I left TNA for THIS?!?!
#8 – Xero – Dyke About Town
Jeff Hardy – Dyke About Town
#9 – Nowhere Man – Invisible Rescue
John Cena carries out a daring rescue, swinging down from his invisible helicopter to pull Big Show to safety.
#10 – The Mackem – Hardy Family Problems
Hardy Family Problems – Episode One: Sandcastle
Jeff: Matt, this has eaten me up inside for too long now. I have to clear my conscience. When I was five…I destroyed your sand castle while you swam in the sea…
Matt: Matt Manor? It was you?!!
Matt: You said it was an Octopus? You bastard! *SMACK* I’ve hunted for that octopus for years!
Matt: Damnit Jeff, all those months out alone at sea!
Jeff: I deserved that…
CUE THEME MUSIC
#11 – Noid – Tazz Dropping Acid
Tazz has been dropping acid before the show, so he naturally freaked out when he thought Chavo Guerrero’s boots — which he believed to literally be on fire — came his way.
#12 – Noid – Kozlov’s Talent
Charles Robinson realises the horror of what could be if The Undertaker boots anymore talent out of Vladimir Kozlov.