WWF Raw is War Results – May 14, 2001

May 14, 2001
Cincinnati, Ohio
Hosted by Jim Ross and Paul Heyman
Report by Rob Pasbani – WrestlingArena.com

Steve Austin comes to the ring. Triple H and Stephanie come to the ring next. Stephanie wants everyone’s undivided attention for Triple H. Triple H says Kane is not the smartest member of his family. All Kane had to do was one thing and that was stay away after the beating Austin and I gave him. Kane is not the sharpest man in the world. I will give Kane a shot at the IC title at Judgement Day. And since you and your brother like using chains so much why not make it a chain match? If you have any guts you will come out here now and accept my challenge.

Austin says Kane will not come out. He is not dumb enough to accept that challenge. The Undertaker does not have a chance in hell against me because he does not have the guts or the talent. My name is Steve Austin. I am the champ. I can not be stopped.

Austin says he and Triple H haven’t defended the tag team titles in a while. Right here tonight, UT and Kane, if you got the guts why don’t you come out here and make us ex tag team champions. You can’t stop me and Triple H. The truth hurts.

UT’s music hits and he comes to the top of the stage. I’ll be damned if I don’t think I heard you call me a coward. I’m not a coward, I’m just a man looking for somebody brave enough to fight me. Austin, you are so full of crap that your eyes are starting to turn brown. When you get up Sunday morning take your ass to church and give your soul to the Lord because your ass belongs to me. Triple H, as far as your challenge to my brother Kane for a chain match at Judgement Day: On behalf of my brother Kane, he gladly accepts. As far as the tag team titles we will do that tonight. Austin, I heard you didn’t care much for traps. Well, your not going to like what happens now. Kane sneaks in the ring from behind and attacks Austin and Triple H with a chain. Undertaker enters and he and Kane clear the ring.

 

 

Kurt Angle and William Regal in the back. How does my match with Rikishi tonight have anything to do with getting my medals back? In exchange for facing Rikishi tonight I will allow you to select the type of match that you will have with Chris Benoit at Judgement Day.

 

 
Rikishi vs Kurt Angle
Angle with a takedown. Rikishi with a back elbow. Rikishi with a powerslam. Clothesline by Rikishi followed up by a superkick. Rikishi slams Angle’s head into the ring steps. Back in the ring Rikishi misses a sit down. Belly to belly suplex by Rikishi. Regal rushes the ring just as Rikishi was about to give Angle the stinkface. Referee calls for the bell. Angle gives Rikishi the Angle slam.
Winner by DQ: Rikishi

 
Backstage, Coach says the police have arrived to the building and out of all people they want to talk to Undertaker.

 

Backstage, Crash tells Molly that they need to talk. It is about you talking to Spike last week. I think the Dudleys want to put you through a table. Molly says Spike is not like his other brothers. Crash says you can not trust a Dudley.

Backstage, Dean Malenko tells Eddie Guerrero he better realize what team he is apart of. Eddie says he is a team player.

 

Trish Stratus comes to the ring and gets on the mic. I can tell you right now that Vince will not approve of what I am about to do. I think that you deserve to see more of me. I think you deserve to see a lot more of me. You’d probably see alot of me if I were wearing a bikini. I think you deserve to see all the WWF Divas in nothing but bikinis. Since I always guarantee stratusfaction, I will give all you guys a sneak peak of the hottest video in the world – WWF Divas in Hedonism. Footage from that is shown with comments from Trish, Lita, and Chyna.

 
Backstage, Coach says a plain clothes police officer is speaking with Undertaker right now. Undertaker rushes out of the room with the officer in persuit. Coach tries to get a word with the officer while Undertaker rushes out of the building.

 

Backstage, Coach gets some comments from the police officer. The officers says Undertaker’s wife Sara has been involved in a car accident.

 

Hardy Boys vs Dean Malenko and Perry Saturn w/ Terri and Eddie Guerrero
Jeff with a corkscrew moonsault on Saturn. Poetry in motion on Saturn. Jeff with a missile dropkick on Malenko. Matt clotheslines Saturn. Jeff comes off the guard rail on Malenko. Saturn kicks Matt in the face. Terri distracts the ref. Saturn goes to hit Matt with a chair but Eddie takes it away. Matt hits the Twist of fate on Saturn for the pin. After the match Eddie hits Malenko with the chair
Winners: Hardy Boys

 

 

Backstage, Austin asks the police officer how Undertaker took the news of his wife in a car wreck. The officer says he didn’t take it too well.

 

 

Hardcore Championship
Rhyno vs Crash Holly
Crash throws Rhyno out of the ring followed up by a baseball slide. Crash with a headscissors takeover off the guard rail. Crash puts the weapons in the ring and hits Rhyno with the trash lid. Rhyno with a spinebuster for a two count. Rhyno kicks Crash with the trash can, Spike puts Crash’s foot on the bottom rope. Rhyno throws Spike right into Crash for the pin. After the match Crash attacks Spike with the trash lid. Great ring work by Crash. The ability of Crash is amazing. He went in there, performed well, thus telling the story of setting up him against Spike.
Winner: Rhyno

 

Backstage, William Regal tells Kane that if he can not compete tonight, with or without his brother, he will fire them both.

 

Edge and Christian vs Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit
Jericho with a bulldog on Christian for a two count. Double team on Christian in the corner. Benoit chops Edge in the corner. Benoit with multiple belly to back suplexes on Edge. Benoit puts Christian in the crossface and Edge quickly breaks it up. Edge with a standing dropkick on Benoit for a two count. Edge and Benoit trade chops. Jerich hits Edge with a missile dropkick. Benoit with a beautiful overhead belly to belly on Christian. Jericho puts Edge in the walls of jericho but Christian breaks it up. Christian posts Benoit. Christian brings 2 chairs in the ring and he and Edge miss the conchairto. Benoit hits a double dropkick. Angle comes down and gets his medals back and runs off. Jericho hits Edge with the lionsault for the pin. After the match Benoit says the medals are made of candy, just like Angle’s ass. Benoit pulls the real medals out of his pants and tells Angle if he wants them to prove him wrong at Judgement Day.
Winners: Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit

 

 
Backstage, Michael Cole asks Angle what type of match he will pick for his battle against Benoit at Judgement Day. Angle says he doesn’t know yet.
Backstage, Kevin Kelly interviews Chris Jericho. Edge and Christian attack Jericho from behind and hit him with the conchairto.

 

 

William Regal comes to the ring. When I became the commissioner I took on certain responsibilities. One of those was to bring you quality sports entertainment on a regular basis. It is a tragic thing what happened to Undertaker and his wife this evening but we must go on. I need a main event. Kane will go up against Triple H and Austin tonight in a handicapped match. At Judgement Day, Triple H will face Kane in a IC Chain match, and I (Regal) will face Rikishi in a one on one match. Rikishi can not do filthy things like he does.

Grandmaster Sexay comes to the ring and talks jive with Regal. Says Regal needs to get some chill pills.

Excuse me young man but I didn’t undertstand a bloody word you just said. Is there a point to this?

The point is you need to loosen up. Who here in Cincy wants to see Regal loosen up? Sexay invites four girls into the ring. Sexay starts up the music and the girls dance in front of Regal.

Sexay asks regal, Are girls not your thing? Sexay tells the girls to dance with him so he can show Regal how it’s done. Regal punches Sexay while he is dancing and puts him in the Regal stretch. Regal says the party is over.

 

Backstage, Debra says how awful it is for Undertaker’s wife. Austin tells Debra not to worry because that will never happen to her.
Lita is shown working out. Chyna asks if Lita is ready. Lita says she is and they walk to the ring.

 
Ross says Jericho has been taken to a medical center for evaluation from the conchairto that he took.

Footage of Rock on Dateline NBC is shown.

 

Ivory and Molly Holly vs Lita and Chyna
Ivory with a takedown on Lita. Lita with a headscissors on Ivory. Lita with a neckbreaker on Ivory. Lita dropkicks Molly. Lita looks for a tag but Chyna tells her to go back out. Lita with a arm bar on Molly. Molly with a top rope senton on Lita, Chyna breaks the count. Lita hits Molly with the twist of fate followed up by a top rope moonsault for the pin.
Winners: Lita and Chyna

 

Backstage, Austin asks Regal if the main event is a handicapped match and if he thinks it’s fair. Regal says it is fair. The fans paid good money so it is only fair to them. Austin says he wants the match tonight to be for the tag titles. Regal grants it.

 

Backstage, Cole asks Lita what was going on with Chyna out there. Lita says she doesn’t know. Chyna walks up and says she didn’t tag because she wanted Lita to prove to her that she was ready for their match this Sunday. Chyna also tells Lita not to trust Eddie Guerrero.
Jim Ross talks to Jerry Toliver live via satellite from WWFNY. Toliver says they will debut a Triple H funny car this Friday and Triple H and Stephanie will be there to present it.

 

Backstage, Austin tells Triple H and Stephanie that if Undertaker’s wife does make it, she isn’t going to look the same again.

 

The Acolytes and Test vs Big Show, Goodfather, and Bull Buchanon
Show rushes the ring first but gets triple teamed. Bull with a bicycle kick on Faarooq. During the match Ross confirms that Test has accepted Big Show’s challenge for a match at Judgement Day. Triple team on Bradshaw. Bull with a springboard clothesline on Bradshaw for a two count. Bradshaw runs over Bull with a shoulder block. Test clotheslines Bull and full nelson slams Goodfather. Show headbutts Test. Test lowers the ropes for Show to fall out. Test gives Bull the big boot. Show rams the ring steps into the face of Test. Bull gets the easy pin on Test.
Winners: Big Show, Goodfather, and Bull Buchanon

 
Backstage, Cole gets a word with Kane. Kane says this match is for his brother and his Sara.

Backstage, Coach asks Austin if he feels any sympathy for Kane. Austin says no he does not and he will not have any mercy for him.

 
Tag Team Championship Handicapped Match
Kane vs Steve Austin and Triple H w/ Stephanie
Kane brings his chain to the ring and the ref makes him put it down. Kane with a big boot on Austin and a clothesline on Triple H. Kane with a sidewalk slam on Austin. Kane knocks Triple H off the ring apron. Triple H slams kane’s broken arm on the announce table. Austin attacks Kane from behind. Back in the ring Austin wraps Kane’s broken arm around the ropes. Kane clotheslines Austin with his cast. Double team on Kane in the corner. Kane hits a double clothesline. Kane whips Triple H out of the ring. Kane powerslams Austin. Kane goes up top and hits Austin with a lariat. Kane chokeslams Austin. Triple H comes off the top and hits Kane in the head with the chain. Triple H hits Kane in the head again with the chain and the referee calls for the bell.
Winner by DQ: Kane

Austin and Triple H continue their assault on Kane. Austin gets on the mic and says he doesn’t want anyone to think he is a heartless bastard because he is going to kick the living hell out of Undertaker this Sunday. Austin says he has a feeling Undertaker’s wife is going to be just fine. Austin smiles at Kane.