Impact Wrestling
To air March 9, 2017
Orlando, FL – Universal Studios
Results and pics by @MrJacobCohen on Twitter.
TNA Xplosion is an Impact Wrestling highlight show that also airs exclusive taped matches. It currently only airs in international markets, not in the US.
Xplosion
ODB defeated Laurel Van Ness
Scoop #3: Laurel Van Ness out in her wedding dress with a wine bottle pic.twitter.com/qz3vnmHSfk
— Jacob Cohen (@MrJacobCohen) March 2, 2017
Impact – To Air March 9
Segment: Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards
Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards brawl their way out to start the show.
Scoop #9: They brawl into the crowd pic.twitter.com/CeANC3nHWL
— Jacob Cohen (@MrJacobCohen) March 2, 2017
Segment: Jeremy Borash and Josh Matthews
Jeremy Borash is the new announcer. Borash says to Josh that new management wants someone out there that the fans actually like. Borash berating Matthews for disrespecting the fans, legends, and it’s time to change things up. Says Mike Tenay mentored him to be the next announcer, but someone got fired from WWE and the dummy old owners hired Josh. Josh says he sat under the learning tree of Jim Ross and called WM, he came to TNA for free. Borash says he’s friends with Jim Ross and JR thinks Matthews sucks.
Reno Scum defeated DCC
Dissension is teased in the DCC post match.
Scoop #17: DCC out now, they are facing Reno Scum pic.twitter.com/FLXvWWnrEe
— Jacob Cohen (@MrJacobCohen) March 2, 2017
Braxton Sutter defeated Marshe Rockett, DJZ, & Caleb Konley in a 4 way
After the match, Laurel Van Ness came out to yell at Allie.
KC Quinn (Brandi Lauren) vs. Brandi Rhodes
Cody does not allow Brandi Rhodes vs KC Quinn to happen, offers KC $45 ($20 more than she would get paid) to leave. Cody says Moose says he’s in Japan, but Cody IS Japan. Cody challenges Moose for the Impact Grand Championship. Rosemary comes from the crowd and attacks KC Quinn for no reason.
Scoop #22: Cody does not allow Brandi Rhodes vs KC Quinn to happen, offer KC $45 ($20 more than she would get paid) to leave pic.twitter.com/qcoVodmwGS
— Jacob Cohen (@MrJacobCohen) March 3, 2017
Segment: Bruce Prichard
Scoop #26: Bruce Prichard is here pic.twitter.com/WBGR02R15r
— Jacob Cohen (@MrJacobCohen) March 3, 2017
Bruce Prichard is here. Bruce claiming there was an Impact with hope a few years ago, but for whatever reason it didn’t happen. TNA as a name is dead. Impact Wrestling is officially the only name this company goes by from this point forward. The new owners looked for people who have achieved greatness in the past, and Bruce has been there for it all. Bruce knows how to make wrestling great, and he certainly knows how to make an Impact.
Bruce says it is important to know the face of the company, and brings out Bobby Lashley. Lashley says he has beat everyone and was the official choice of the President of the United States. Bruce says he doesn’t know if anyone on the Impact roster can beat Lashley, out comes Alberto De Patron.
Scoop #33: Bruce says he doesn't know if anyone on the Impact roster can beat Lashley, out comes Alberto De Patron pic.twitter.com/8MRngnE2YY
— Jacob Cohen (@MrJacobCohen) March 3, 2017
Scoop #34: Your next title feud pic.twitter.com/biw3zLGCyU
— Jacob Cohen (@MrJacobCohen) March 3, 2017
EC3 out now. EC3 says Alberto needs to earn his shot, and EC3 has carried the company for years on his perfectly symmetrical back. Lashley says EC3 lost to him already and won’t get a shot, Lashley and Alberto will wrestle tonight!
Segment: Dutch Mantell
Scoop #38: Dutch is out now pic.twitter.com/bomtJciHim
— Jacob Cohen (@MrJacobCohen) March 3, 2017
Dutch is here because 8 years ago TNA was great and he’s here to make Impact great again. Dutch talking about Style, Joe, Sting, Angle, Roode, Christian, and Nash and how they used to be here but left. They left the company because of a lack of leadership, vision, and respect. But the biggest issue was that the fans left. Dutch wants to bring the fans back, he is here to give advice, he only answers to his boss, and his boss is the fans. This incarnation of Impact Wrestling is going to be given back to the fans. Asks everyone to stand and say “We The People… will make Impact great!”
Segment: Cody Rhodes
Cody out again, called Moose out again, Borash reminds Cody Moose is in Japan. Cody sat in the ring, then left.
Scoop #45: Cody sat in the ring, then left pic.twitter.com/08sshQGZrw
— Jacob Cohen (@MrJacobCohen) March 3, 2017
Laredo Kid & Garza Jr defeated Eli Drake & Tyrus
Scoop #47: Garza Jr & Laredo Kid defeat Eli Drake & Tyrus pic.twitter.com/UacfjrBk8E
— Jacob Cohen (@MrJacobCohen) March 3, 2017
Sienna defeated Rachael Ellering
Scoop #49: Sienna defeats Racheal Ellering pic.twitter.com/wA4BqJ7Lrm
— Jacob Cohen (@MrJacobCohen) March 3, 2017
July 2nd is Slammiversary.
Alberto el Patron defeated Bobby Lashley for the Impact Wrestling Championship
Scoop #52: They fixed it to Alberto El Patron, main event time pic.twitter.com/ZA6BjPjE73
— Jacob Cohen (@MrJacobCohen) March 3, 2017
2 ref bumps and probably a dusty finish… Hebner and Stiffler fighting over who the champion is, Earl out to settle this. Bruce Prichard and other Impact officials out to try and figure this out. Alberto is leaving with the belt.
Scoop #56: Bruce Prichard and other Impact officials out to try and figure this out pic.twitter.com/RW4Pq7QIzF
— Jacob Cohen (@MrJacobCohen) March 3, 2017
Impact – To Air March 16
Eli Drake vs. Moose
Cody attacks Moose with a chair on the way to the ring for his match with Eli Drake, then gives him crossroads on the stage. Eli Drake vs Moose does not happen.
Scoop #59: Cody attacks Moose with a chair on the way to the ring for his match with Eli Drake, then gives him crossroads on the stage pic.twitter.com/wzWYkEKBX1
— Jacob Cohen (@MrJacobCohen) March 3, 2017
Xplosion
Trevor Lee defeated Caleb Konley, Marshe Rockett, Andrew Everett, DJZ, and Idris Abraham in a 6 way
Lee pinned Konley.
Angelina Love defeated Angel Rose
Scoop #63: Angelina Love & Davey Richards are The Natural Born Killers now pic.twitter.com/UJTZVZF1Mq
— Jacob Cohen (@MrJacobCohen) March 3, 2017
Impact – Future Show (Air Date Unknown)
Grand Championship Match: Moose defeated Cody
Cody accidentally hit a judge and the judge is incapacitated. Bruce Prichard is out and he will be the 3rd judge. Round 1 has been awarded to Moose. Round 2 has been awarded to Cody. Brandi walks out on Cody before the start of Round 3. Moose wins by split decision.
Scoop #65: Cody vs Moose for the Grand Championship up now, this is the final match at the taping pic.twitter.com/3lZ3s9XWvJ
— Jacob Cohen (@MrJacobCohen) March 3, 2017